when someone finds an old picture of you
and whoever found it just goes
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
HAPPY 34TH BIRTHDAY TO OUR KING!
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
Christmas lights under the snow
No its just hell having a partyA gay party
Were you really expecting hell to throw any other kind of party
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
Fact: On my way to work yesterday I was wondering how long it would be before they did this.
So now we don’t even need men to have kids.
I can has babby with Lady :D
Me: I want to lose weight
Me: I want skinny legs
Me: I want a flat stomach
Me: I want to be thin
Me: *Sees mcdonalds*
This is so beautiful. I want to cry.
is this real life????
Is this just fantasy?
All of my problems in life have been solved
My life has been saved!! Good god
Hitting | by Maxime Riendeau